"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."
this is painfully russian
This was seriously the best prank
this is heartbreaking
Everyday Objects Made Unusable by Giuseppe Colarusso
These are gold.
"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."
- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.
A couple of Canadians have started a Toronto trend called “Draking” by slapping photos of rapper Drake’s head onto wheelchair signs in honor of his “Wheelchair Jimmy” character on the show Degrassi. Source
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